Push Me, Pull Me
Aug 19, 07:56 PMDing!
Oh, there’s an email.
Ding! Ding!
Wow, this push email sure is fast!
Ding! Ding!
Ding!
Noisy, though.
Ding!
Heh. I must be really popular at work.
Ding!
Or, something.
Ding!
Maybe I can turn that down a little. I don’t want to miss anything, but really.
Bzzz!
What?
Bzzz! Bzzz!
Dude, I’m in a meeting. Can’t it wait?
BZZZ!
Okay! Fine!
Bzzz!
Dude! Enough!
Stupid push email.
Bzzz!
Oh yeah? You’ve delivered twenty emails in the last hour, all of which could have waited for later.
Bzzz?
Yes. They could have waited.
Bzzz!
No, they weren’t that important!
Bzzz! Bzzz!
Yes, but that’s because the sender marked them important, not me! Who do you work for here, anyhow?
Bzzz.
Oh.
I thought so.
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What, no comeback?
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What, no emails, either?
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Is everything okay? Let me check my settings to make sure everything is still working.
Ding!
ZOMG! Okay, that’s it!
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Oh, look at that! Push email isn’t all that bad!
